Adam Lambert Snags UHH’s Camila Grey for Magical Gay Mystery TourCAMILA GREY/ADAM LAMBERT:
Camila Grey is officially the luckiest lesbian in the world. She’s (as far as we know) dating Clea Duvall, she’s in a band with Our Lover Leisha Hailey (Uh Huh…Her?) and they make lovely music, she’s able to play songs all lovely-like despite her bangs always being in her eyes, she’s very pretty, and NOW SHE’S GONNA BE OUR BOYFRIEND ADAM LAMBERT’S KEYBOARDIST. Uh Huh Her broke the big news on Twitter.
She says to watch out for tour dates! I hope they find a way to synch up Camilla’s druggie acid-dance of hippie darkness with Adam’s glammy sex-dance of screaming darkness, because that would be one hell of a show.
This seals the deal: Adam Lambert is secretly a lesbian phenom. Also: this is going to be the gayest band ever. I mean we know that Tommy the bassist is like “straight” or whatever, but like, if Adam Lambert tongue-kissed me, I would probs become a gay man… I’ll leave it at that. Okay one more thing; Adam’s nickname for Tommy is “glitterbaby.” Monte Pittman is married & straight, Longineu Parsons is straight & engaged.
Here’s the band – and Adam Official has serious deets — Longineu Parsons was actually the drummer for Yellowcard, and Lisa Harrington (formerly of The Smashing Pumpkins, currently keyboards for Ke$ha) must be who Camila is replacing. Shortly before this photo was taken she got her head caught in a fishing net so that might be why.
No but really if she is keyboarding for Ke$ha she’s probs pretty busy right now.
In other Adam Lambert news, he’s had a lot of feelings lately, like that he loves Johnny Weir: “I’m glad he’s a trailblazer. He’s comfortable in his own skin, clearly. And he’s expressing himself. I think that’s what art’s all about.”
Furthermore, Adam will be performing on American Idol though the date has not been booked yet. He performed for a sold-out crowd of 3,500 people in his first big solo show last night:
A select group of 600 fans adorned with glitter, black eyeliner and Goth- style outfits packed a two-hour pre-concert party, which was put on by the casino when Lambert fans began talking online about meeting up before the show.
This will come as a surprise, I’m sure, but according to this interview with News of the World, Adam Lambert has done drugs before! Of course he does not now, because That Would Be Bad, but he says “There are certain drugs out there that are really fun and recreational and can mean a good time. I’m not an advocate for drugs but it is all rock and roll and we are all adults.” If you read his interview with Rolling Stone twelve times, you already knew that he was sorta tripping at Burning Man when he decided to do Idol. See this is why ADAM IS REAL AND WE LOVE HIM. (@ohnotheydidnt)